2012 SLAM Awards

The 2012 SLAM Awards were held last night at Brother Jimmy's, and for the first time in 10 years, TPG Architecture found themselves on the podium with a second place finish after losing in the deciding Game 3 of the Championships.  The SLAM awards party is an annual event filled with beer, BBQ, and of course trophies.  With a packed house, league commissioner David Solomon had us hanging on his every word as he announced the 2012 award winners.

For the first time in recent memory (and possibly the history of the league?), both Male and Female MVPs went to the same team.  You guessed it, TPG Architecture won both awards as outstanding play from SS Tommy Anderson and 1B Lynee Hastings won them each the league wide MVP award.  Tommy also took home the league wide Big Bat award.

Proving that pitching and defense wins championships (in softball at least for this year), RAMSA won both Pitcher of the Year (David Solomon) and Defensive Player of the Year (Dan Sykes).

The 2012 Spirit Awards for best sportsmanship went to Li Ching from KPF and Christine Schlendorf from Perkins Eastman Associates.

Finally, a new award was created this year, and the winner won by a landslide in a unanimous vote.  Yes, the 2012 winner of the Gilbert Gottfried Award was none other than TPG Pitcher Derrick Blocker.

In fact, when the Gilbert Gottfried award was announced, the entire room of almost 100 people stood and pointed directly at Derrick before his name was even mentioned.  Yes, it was that obvious that Derrick would win this award.  Derrick - you have definitely left your mark on this league.

Until next year, when we all will be gunning for the big hardware.

A DYNASTY IS BORN!

On the final day of the regular season in early August, TPG defeated Gruzen Samton  to secure the 6^th and final playoff spot for the 2012 post season—a spot that was made available thanks, in part, to a tie some 24 hours earlier between HMBA/RAMSA and FXF.  So in essence, HMBA/RAMSA opened the playoff door for TPG, the very team that stood directly in their path to immortality.  In the four weeks since the playoffs began, TPG had become a monster in their own right slaying the beasts that are SOM/Swanke and Gensler (the #3 and #2 seeds in the playoffs) and headed into the deciding Game Three of the Finals with supreme confidence, a rowdy fan base and 4 giant heads of Derrick Blocker on their side.

"Winning takes talent; to repeat takes character."

-John Wooden

As the playoffs began in mid-August, these were the opening words in an email to his team by Coach Solomon, taking a cue from a guy who knew a little something about winning multiple championships.  This was arguably not the most talented team in three seasons; but what was lost in talent was more than made up for by heart and character; and that character was tested time and time again in this playoff run that would push HMBA/RAMSA to its second deciding game in as many series.

 

 

Game Three began with the welcomed return of CF Brian Barney (2-3, 2 RBI, 1 run) to the lineup.  Never again will his dedication to the team ever be questioned as he came out on his wedding anniversary to help win a championship.  Brian's first inning single up the middle gave  HMBA/RAMSA an early 1-0 lead.  Both pitchers exchanged zeroes for a few innings until the bottom of the fourth when the Orange Crush widened the margin highlighted by HMA/RAMSA’s lone quadragenerian, Eric Hofmann (2-3, 1 RBI, 1 run) triple to drive in the  first run.  He would quickly be brought home by Doug Neri’s RBI single, who in turn  was brought home by semi-finals hero Holly Kuhn.  TPG scored one run in the top of the 5^th inning but that was quickly answered by another 3 runs by HMA/RAMSA in the bottom of the 5^th.  Doug Houstoun (2-3, 2 RBI, 1 run) extended the lead with his two out, 2 RBI triple in the 5^th and Brian Barney singled him home moments late to extend the lead to 7-1.

 

If we had learned anything in from the these playoffs it was that no lead is truly safe, especially when TPG is involved.  Heading into Game 3, TPG had trailed in ALL FIVE of their playoff victories and came back to win   each game, including Game 2 of the SLAM Finals where TPG was down 3-0 and again 5-3 and went on to win that game 8-5.  Furthermore, in the regular season against TPG, HMBA/RAMSA squandered a 6-0 lead against this very same club so surely they would learn?  Sort of.

 

Amazingly enough, the final inning against TPG mirrored exactly the final inning against the semifinals against KPF (where HMBA/RAMSA took a 7-2 lead into the final inning and won 7-6).  The inning started unceremoniously as David Solomon walked Lynee Hastings on four pitches.  TPG would follow with a barrage of hits  (upper cuts, I think) as they chipped away at the seemingly insurmountable lead.  In essence, the 7^th inning epitomized the playoff run by TPG both with their never-say-die bats and never-shut-up crowd that supported them.  The key to the inning may well have been a bases loaded strikeout of Princess Salvacion who in 44 previous at bats against Solomon was 0-0 with 38 walks.   TPG would not quit as their fans started the first wave in Central Park since 1994, the team they supported cut the lead to 7-5 when none other than Solomon-killer Tommy “Guns" Anderson came to the plate with runners on second and third base and two outs.  (Side note: in the first 3 games against TPG this season - regular season and playoff combined - “Guns” had 11 RBI in two of those games; the only game in which he didn’t have an RBI TPG lost.)  The moral of the story, egos were thrown aside and Tommy was walked on four pitches to load the bases for Justin Aharoni.  The rest is admittedly a blur but I’m told Justin hits a screaming one-hopper to SS-extraordinaire Dan Sykes who knocks it down, bobbles the ball and fires a strike to first base for the final out.

 

It was not a dominant playoff run by HMBA/RAMSA (who outscored their opponents only 33-32 in six playoff games--after allowing 27 runs in 11 games during the regular season);  it was not an easy path and at times it didn’t even look pretty; but in the end,  the Orange Crush just did what it had done so many times over the last 3+ years:  We simply found a way to win.  And in doing so, HMBA/RAMSA now joins the pantheon (architectural pun intended) of SLAM’s greatest team after becoming just the third team to win 3 championships in a row in the 30+ years of this league.

 

I would be remiss if I did not congratulate TPG for a brilliant playoff run and Finals performance.  Your spirited crowds watching the games were only exceeded by your fight, good nature and efforts on the field.  And I look forward to renewing this rivalry in 2013….I think.

In honor of the Three-peat, I am pleased to announce that Lego© will be offering a new line of toys called "Greatest Champions".  The new collection will debut in March 2013 (just before the SLAM season commences) and will feature some of your favorite players from the 2012 HMBA/RAMSA team.  We're thrilled that the great people from Lego© would think of us and happy to promote their brand. 

Leave No Doubt.

 

Championship Series Tied 1-1

TPG Architecture took the field last night for their first Championship appearance since 2002, and only the 2nd time in firm history.  The energy was in the air from the moment we all woke up, as the entire office was abuzz with the historic events of the evening.  Our opponent HMBA/RAMSA, had been here before, having won the last two league championships.  After an official ASA (American Softball Association) ruling that "Artificial Noisemakers" are not allowed, TPG had to change tactics for the crowd interaction during the finals.

So with the help of the world-class TPG Graphics Department and a digital camera, 3' tall posters were made of team Pitcher Derrick Blocker's face.  If there was ever a silent way to make noise, this was it.  The look on RAMSA Pitcher David Solomon's face when he first saw the posters was worth every square inch of mounted foam core.

Before the game started, we were honored to have TPG Managing Partner Jim "JD" Doherty throw out the first pitch.

Although TPG came pumped up and ready to make some noise, the first game got off to a very rocky start and never really recovered.  Reigning pitcher-of-the-year David Solomon got the first 7 TPG batters out, including spectacular defense by RAMSA SS Dan "had to ask him his name since we did not get a lineup card" Sykes, and outfielders 1-4 "never did find out their names" who caught everything within 2 city blocks of the field.  RAMSA scored 4 runs in the bottom of the first and never looked back en route to a 9-2 blowout victory.  In fact, Game 1 happened so fast we found ourselves with time for a second game.  It would have been easy to give up on the day and play game 2 next week, but no one on team TPG wanted to spend the holiday weekend surrounded in gloom.

So at 6:35pm, TPG took the field for Game 2.  We had RAMSA just where we wanted, after winning two series in a row when giving up game 1 only to come back and win games 2 and 3.  When TPG got the last out of the 1st inning on a spectacular play at home by TPG Catcher Alison Hopke, we looked up at the scoreboard and saw a big 0 for RAMSA.  But this was the two-time champion after all, and RAMSA scored 2 in the second and 1 in the third to stake a 3-0 lead going into the bottom of the 4th.  TPG batted, and with hits by 3B Tony Franzese, SS Tommy Anderson, and LF Justin Aharoni, a rally was in place.  TPG 1B Lynee Hastings hit the game tying single, and the score was 3-3 after 4 innings of play.

RAMSA responded with 2 more runs in the top of the 5th, and the pressure mounted for TPG.  But we are a team who has overcome amazing odds all season long, and fight is in our vocabulary.  The 5th inning rally by TPG could go down in history as one of the greatest team moments.  With scrappy hitting, a walk to TPG Catcher Princess Salvacion, a SAC fly by RCF Omar Cevallos, and a walk to 3B Tony Franzese, SS Tommy Anderson came to the plate with 2 outs and the bases loaded, down 5-4.  The guy who has been clutch all season, Tommy, roped a bases clearing triple, and TPG led 7-5.

 The next batter was LF Justin Aharoni, and his RBI single was the 5th run in the inning, and the end of the game's scoring.  Stellar defense for two innings, and TPG won game 2 by the final score of 8-5.

More photos of Games 1 & 2 can be found at TPG Architecture's Facebook Page: http://www.facebook.com/media/set/?set=a.359764724099837.82951.159081227501522&type=1.  Photos are courtesy Vu Tran.

The deciding game 3 is scheduled for play on Wednesday, September 5th, at 5:30pm.  We hope to see you there.

To BE the BEST, You have to BEAT the BEST

When TPG won the last game of the regular season to clinch the 6th and final playoff spot, we knew only one thing for certain. For us to win our first ever SLAM championship, we would have to go though the top powers of this league. As the 6th seed, our round one match-up would be against four-time SLAM champion SOM/SHCA (3 seed). If we won that series we would have to face three-time SLAM champion Gensler (2 seed) in the semi-finals.  And after RAMSA's dramatic victory against KPF, we now have to face two-time defending SLAM champion RAMSA (1 seed).

But how did we get there?  Hard work, great defense, clutch hitting, and most importantly, having fun.  It started with a rubber chicken, and continues building each game as more and more people from the office come out to cheer.  In the quarter finals against SOM/SHCA, TPG lost game 1, only to rebound and win games 2 & 3. 

As the Semi-finals against Gensler began, everything turned up a notch.  TPG had played in the Semi-Finals as recently as 2010, but had only been to the championships once (2002), having never won it all.  In the first game TPG jumped out to an early lead only to watch Gensler score 6 runs in the 3rd on their way to an 8-5 victory.  Game 2 was a nail-biter with Gensler clinging to a 2-0 lead through the first five innings.  With a clutch 3 run rally in the bottom of the 6th, TPG took the lead and held on for a dramatic 3-2 victory tying the series at 1. 

Last night, August 28th, 2012, TPG took the field again for the deciding game 3 against Gensler.  Unlike the SOM/SHCA showing in Game 3 (where half of their team decided to not show up for the game), Gensler came ready to play.  They even got to the field before TPG.  And after TPG scored 2 runs in the 1st, Gensler roared right back with 5 runs and held a 5-2 lead at the end of the first inning.  But TPG had a secret weapon.  We had the support of an entire office.  And when the crowd (thanks everyone who showed up to cheer us on!) arrived, the momentum turned back in our favor, and before we knew it, we had a 4 run lead with only 1 inning to play.  Shut down defense, 3 outs, and the game was won, the series clinched, and a birth in the 2012 championships against RAMSA confirmed.

Semi-Finals Series MVP was Omar Bustamante for hitting the game winning RBI in BOTH games 2 & 3!  Well done Omar B.

See you in the finals.

FIGHT TO THE FINISH

“Everybody has a plan until they get punched in the face.”
- Mike Tyson

Those were the words that Coach Solomon offered up to his team just minutes before the third and deciding game of the SLAM semifinals against a spirited and confident KPF team on Thursday. What else could he say to his team following the stunning results (to him at least) of Game 2? The HMBA/RAMSA team had never experienced a beat down like that before - and truly no one could say for certain how the team would react--not even their supremely confident pitcher.

Despite a hostile crowd, complete with posters, cow bells and Principals of the firm to cheer on the visiting team, Game 1 of the semifinals doubleheader against KPF began rather favorably for the two-time champions. HMBA/RAMSA jumped out to an early 4-0 lead thanks to the help of 4 straight in the first inning. The lead would be extended to 5 in the very next inning thanks to 3 more hits, and the game would end in only an hour by the score of 5-1. Lost in the shuffle of the victory was the fact that KPF's pitcher, Michael Linx, was settling in after a rough start. In the final 4 innings of the game, he allowed only 2 hits, and retired the final 10 batters he faced. But there was not a single player who was prepared for what happened in Game 2.

Unphased by the Game 1 results, KPF jumped out to a quick lead 1-0 lead in the bottom of the first inning; but the real damage came in the second inning. It would fair to call it the ugliest inning of softball the HMBA/RAMSA team had played in a decade - and it was only magnified by the fact that it happened in the playoffs. 8-9 hits, a pair of walks, and 4-5 errors later, KPF had put up an 8-spot in the inning to take a 9-0 lead. To put this in perspective, HMBA/RAMSA only allowed 27 runs in 11 games this season, and never allowed 8 in any game all season long (let alone an inning). The next five innings were spent avoiding the mercy - which we barely did - in losing 10-0 to a very worthy opponent. As impressive as the offense was, it was the pitching performance by Linx that left a mark on the reeling champions (and this blogger): 7 innings pitched, two hits allowed, no walks and he faced one over the minimum number of batters. No runner ever reached third base. And when you couple that performance with the final 4 innings of the first game, it was nothing short of a brilliant 11 inning stretch.

The humbling results of Game 2 made the aforementioned Tyson quote seem only appropriate as both teams took the field at Hecksher for a deciding Game 3.  As they did in Game 1, HMBA/RAMSA got on the board first in the second inning thanks to a clutch 2-out hit by Holly Kunz with runners on first and third. (she would later get the game ball for finally breaking the Linx Jinx). HMBA/RAMSA was able to extend to a 2-0 lead thanks to a defensive lapse in the 3rd. But the cow bells, the posters and the Principals would not quit as KPF responded in the top of the 4th with a pair of bombs by Michael Bentley and Michael Linx that gave KPF a 3-2 lead and renewed energy

But the offense of the Orange Crush would not be silienced on this day as they responded with 3 runs of their own in the bottom of the 4th, and another pair in the bottom of the 5th to extend the lead to 7-3. KPF refused to go away quietly though as they took their final at bats in top of 7th. Feeling the effects of the previous 20 innings pitched in the week, the usually reliable and admitted exhausted HMBA/RAMSA pitcher struggled to find the strike zone in the 6th and 7th inning. And when he did managed to throw a strike, KPF smacked the ball all over the field. After leadoff hitter Bryan Frank's deep sac fly, KPF had cut the lead to 7-6 with runners on first and second base and two outs in the inning. The final out did not come easy as defending defensive player of the year Dan Sykes had to work his magic to end the game.

It was a series that truly neither team deserved to lose. And if you ask anyone in orange they will likely confess that we did not win the series, we survived it.  I tip my cap to everyone on the KPF side--players, principals and cow bell ringers--for a brilliant semifinals series.

And so, for the fourth straight season HMBA/RAMSA heads to the SLAM Finals looking to become the first three-peating champion since 2000 (when FXF won their fourth in a row).  The opponent (either GA/TPG) will be determined on Monday evening - weather permitting - with the Finals to begin shortly there after.  One thing is clear, however, after last week's festivities:  the defending champions can take a punch - and still have plenty of fight left in the tank.

Leave No Doubt.

6-4-1

Before every season starts, some teams contemplate what record they need to make the playoffs.  We can't speak for every team, but for TPG, this is an annual discussion right before the first game of the season.  As a team who is always right on the playoff bubble - now settling into an every other year pattern - the "number" is always on the front of our mind.  In the past, when the league had an 8-team playoff structure, the math was pretty easy.  In fact the rules even stated that if you had a .500 record or better you were insured of a playoff spot.  So it was simple - 5 wins and a tie, or 6 wins and you were in.  Period. 

Then came 2009.  The league voted during the manager's meeting, and we reduced the number of playoff teams to 6.  The reasoning was due to lack of permits, and keeping an 8-team structure meant playing a single elimination first round.  This decision was not controversial. And for the next 2 years, a 6-5 record (2009) and a 5-6 record (2010) got you in the playoffs.  In 2011, history was made when GA failed to make the playoffs even though they had an above .500 record (5-4-2 - which is essentially the same as 6-5).  For anyone knew, that was the first time a winning record did not get you in.  It seemed like the exception at the time, and not the rule.

So it felt pretty safe heading into 2012 that a 6-4-1 record would get you in.  And when TPG beat FXF in the regular season (a game we correctly assumed was the Turning Point of the Season) 8-7, that would end up being the deciding tie breaker.  And when both FXF and TPG finished the season at 6-4-1, TPG was in, and FXF was out.  In 2008-2011, a 6-4-1 record would have been good for 5th, 6th, 5th, and 5th respectively.  In 2012, that record would find FXF sitting at 7th, out of the playoffs for the first time in 14 years (or so they claim).

Yesterday, TPG took the field needing a win against GSA to clinch a playoff birth with the above mentioned 6-4-1 record.  And while we played well en route to a 7-2 victory (including a HR by SS Tommy "Guns" Anderson, and an awesome outfield assist by LCF David "Speedy" Beauchamp"), the real win occurred the night before.  Requiring some help to get in, TPG needed either a win by RAMSA over RRA, GA over FXF, SS over KPF, or RAMSA over FXF (in all cases we needed the "favorite" to beat the "underdog").  But a string of what seemed like a season getting cursed saw the first three of these games with an upset.  It came down to needing RAMSA to beat or tie FXF in their last game of the season.  RAMSA had already clinched the number 1 seed, and FXF was fighting for their lives.  Hat's off to RAMSA for not limping into the playoffs, and taking what was essentially a meaningless game and playing their hearts out in an 8-inning 4-4 tie.  TPG is in the playoffs in 2012.  First round, double header against SS.

Game ball goes to RAMSA pitcher David Solomon for coming through with a tie against FXF.  Thanks Dave.

Little Ray Keeps Us Smiling

July 30, 2012.  5:30PM.  Great Lawn 4.  The past two weeks had been tough.  After a crucial victory against FXF on July 10, a game we (TPG) considered the Turning Point Of The Season, we thought we were 100% playoff bound.  We had momentum, we had fight, we even had a bit of luck.  But the road is not always smooth.  There are hills, curves, bumps, and even the occasional roadkill.  TPG carried leads in each of the next two games - first against SS and then the next week against PCF.  But in both of those games we lost the lead, and ultimately the game.  Our backs were against the wall.  Our emotions got the best of us.  There was anger, there was sadness, and there was no joy. 

So now TPG was faced with needing to win their last two games and getting a tiny bit of help from either GA, SS, or RAMSA.  Our game last night was against RRA, who had been on an absolute tear, giving up a total of only 2 runs in their past 5 games (granted one was a forfeit win vs presently-defunct EA), and having just beaten RAMSA.  Oh, and to make matters worse, TPG's starting LF Ray "I am not a chicken" Dominguez could not make the game.

Okay, fine, this is after all just a softball league for Architects.  No matter what, it should be fun, right?  So that's when we reached even deeper for help last night.  With today's roster deadline approaching, TPG signed one final recruit to help us along the way.  Meet Little "I am a rubber chicken" Ray:

With Little Ray's help, we found our smile.  We made sure he had a great view of the game:

We played defense, highlighted by stellar plays from our 3B Lynee "cannon arm - don't even think about testing it" Hastings.  We even scored some runs with clutch hitting by C Alison "yeah, and i can run fast too" Hopke, and a monster HR by SS Tommy "Guns" Anderson.  Final score 9-7, TPG wins.  With a win in our final game of the season against GSA and a win by either SS against KPF or RAMSA against FXF, TPG will be playoff bound in 2012.

Game ball goes to.... Well who do you think?  Little Ray of course.

Simsanity and the Turning Point of the Season

In the course of the season, there is always a game that makes or breaks your team's success. Sometimes this game happens early in the season, sometimes it is at the very end.  You can almost taste it.  The game is usually circled on the schedule, weeks in advance, with anticipation building each day that approaches.  When TPG Architecture took the field last night against FXFowle, this was that game. 

FXF came into the game with a 4-3 record having just lost two 1-run games in a row.  TPG came into the game with a 3-2-1 record, and had just started gaining momentum.  With the standings the way they were, a .500 record - barring a miracle - would not get you in the playoffs.  And the loser of last night's game would have exactly that - a .500 record - with only a few games left to play.

FXF won the toss and choose to be the visitor since their ninth player had literally just shown up on the field wearing street clothes and was desperately trying to change into gear.  TPG defense started the game with a rare 1-2-3 inning, and came to bat in the bottom of the 1st.  Last week, in the TPG game against PEA, a key lineup switch was made placing 2B Simon "Simsanity" Yeung into the 2 spot in the batting order.  Simon was finding every possible way to get on base, and with big hitters 3B Tony "Married to the Firm" Franzese and SS Tommy "Guns" Anderson batting 3-4, we needed base runners at the top of the lineup.  Simon did not disappoint as he roped a single, followed immediately with a base hit by Tony.  After a deep fly out to right by Tommy, 1B Josh "Shufflefoot" Ginsburg hit a 2-out, 2 RBI base hit to get TPG on the board 2-0.

FXF battled, and with a key triple by 2B Allie "Don't know her last name since FXF never submitted a lineup card", and took the lead 4-2.  Things were getting tense.  Several innings went by, TPG felt the season chances slipping with every out.  Bottom of the 4th, TPG batted, and we got a new softball.  You know, one of those bright white, shiny, just out of the box balls.  And the 4-run rally ensued.  Collective sigh of relief.  A 2-run lead, TPG up 6-4.  Next inning,. TPG tacked on 2 more runs and had a comfortable 8-4 lead going into the top of the 7th.  Or so we thought.

Perhaps it was the lighting.  Perhaps it was the smell of fresh cut grass.  Perhaps it was that sense of desperation for FXF as they realized their season was on the brink of disaster.  The FXF bats woke up, and the TPG defense stalled, and 3 runs were across the board before TPG knew what hit us.  Tommy called timeout, and brought the infield into the pitcher's mound.  We only needed one more out.  There was a runner on 3rd.  Focus on the batter, make the out, get out of the inning, and we win the game.  Next pitch and the FXF hitter hit a ground ball right to Tommy, who gunned the runner out at first.  Ball game over.  TPG wins 8-7.

Game balls go to Simon "Simsanity" Yeung (2-4, R), Tommy "Guns" Anderson (2-3, 2B, 2 R), and Josh "Shufflefoot" Ginsburg (1-1, 2 BB, 2 RBI, R).

Introduction

TPG's Josh, has elevated the Slam "announcing the starting line up" from a simple name and position to a
Loud, Hearfelt, Energetic Boom !! He is the next coming of Bob Sheppard mix w/ a little Bleacher Creature.

Gaining Momentum, a Rolling Stone Gathers No Moss

After starting out the season 2-0-1, TPG was primed for a successful 2012.  Then the rain started.  We led the league in rainouts (3), and did not play for 6 weeks.  Muscles started cramping.  Gloves got dusty.  Bats were definitely rusty.  The rain-induced "vacation" ended with TPG squaring off against Gensler, and it was not a fair fight.  We did everything we could not to get Mercy'd and lost 14-2.  The following week (hey we did not have a rainout!) we lost a close battle to KPF, and saw our record an even .500 at 2-2-1.

But our stone was rolling.  The moss was gone.  Amazing what regular playing will do to a team.  TPG took the field last night against Perkins Eastman looking to regain momentum and find ourselves back in playoff contention.  Leading off the 1st, TPG scored a run on 3B Tony "Married to the firm" Franzese's RBI double.  We had a lead.  But PEA came right back in the bottom of the 1st and scored 2.  Oh crap.  Now we were losing.

A scoreless 2nd, and you could cut the tension with a knife.  Emergency RF Alessandra "Really?  You need me to play?" Belfiore made a spectacular catch turning a would be HR into a long out.  This was a must win game for TPG.  Top of the 3rd, and DH Derrick "The Mouth" Blocker led off the inning with a single.  A hit parade followed, and TPG scored 4 to regain a lead that would not be given up.

With the game still close, TPG blew the doors off when SS Tommy "Guns" Anderson came up with bases loaded and 2 outs in the 5th inning.  A bases-clearing 3 RBI triple, and TPG now led 10-3.  Sadly Tommy was held up at 3B, so his streak of consecutive games with a HR ended at 4.  Shockingly, TPG scored 2 more runs in the 7th as DH Derrick "The Mouth" Blocker hit a triple (!?) - and yes his blood sample was sent to the lab for PED testing after the game (results came back negative).  Final score 12-6 TPG.

Game balls go to Derrick Blocker (3-4, 2 1Bs, 3B, 3Rs), Tommy Anderson (2-4, 4 RBIs), and Alessandra Belfiore (RBI, flawless RF).

The Daily Howler

Editor-In-Base-Relief: Adam “Where’s Sancho Panza” Mead

Ennead goes “All-In”, with everything and the Kitchen Sink!

We entered Central Park with an overflowing team, players for the ages, oh wait, I mean aged. We were taking on FxFowle, there we paparazzi all around, looking for pictures, letting out growls. We took the field and started off strong, bases loaded no one out, something was wrong with this picture, it had to be wrong. We were light on our feet, filled with delight. We scored no runs, but this was looking like more fun. The next inning, that fowled bunch came a swinging, and before you knew it we weren’t winning. But, we fought back with a new found spirit, we tied the game 4-4, we were maybe possibly going to do it, I could just feel it. But as I caught my reflection it was Don Quixote, I was playing. Chasing the “WIN” in windmill again, bat in hand, grasping at straws, maybe, but were fighting, that’s all I am saying. The wheels they did begin to creep, as FxF put up 3, then 4 runs, it was beginning to show, this was getting close to done. But like the man from La Mancha, reality never got in the way of our pursuit, we would re-write this story, right down to the root. Now, in the end we did not lose, it was our first complete game, another way to alleviate those central park blues. At 0-6 some might conclude, the season lost, but as I would write it,  merely an interlude. So stay tuned, ear close to the ground, for the that faint whisper and smile might just be a win to be found.

Until next game, Adios, Visa Vi, Ergo, Ibid, and Adieu!

The Daily “Oh Good Grief Charlie Brown” Gazette

Ennead learns the Game

Editor in Disbelief: Adam “LUCY!!!” Mead

Ennead shows up to the sun baked fields of Central Park’s Hecksher, filled with a wild eyed optimism, or maybe that was fear of the face eating maniac recently mentioned in the news, for we were clad in our fresh partner face clad tee’s. Our wily opponent stood across the diamond, with a grimace only a mother could love. As game time approached, we looked around for players to poach, you see, we only had 6 players. Our t-shirts showing only 6 partners, we should have brought them all, even if in layers. I looked around in dismay, there was not much to do or say, even I could not stop the end of may. Before the game even started, our spirits were thwarted, a new way to lose, our foreheads branded, 5 time losers, no runner left stranded. A forfeit you see, came so quickly towards me, there was no reason for glee, other that the future cold beer. We did manage a scrimmage, that left us with some sense of good will, and looking forward to anything, even staring out into the distance at those singing bird’s plumage. We’ve learned the game in spades, and that loses can appear en masse as some sort of cavalcade.

0-5 our team now stands, looking to turn it around; just make a small sound, to hold onto our good sense Humor, and as Arnold once said ..”It’s not a tumor!”

Thanks to all that showed. We continue to soldier on….Next Game Monday @ 7:00 vs. PCF

TPG Ties HMB/RAMSA in a 6-6 Pitcher's Duel

Them (HMB/RAMSA):  Two-time defending champions, 40-4-2 regular season record over the past five years, new team jersey with championship banners embroidered on their sleeves.

Us (TPG):  Just trying to make the playoffs every year (and only succeeding about 50% of the time), 25-21 regular season record over that same 5 year time frame, angry that RAMSA's new team jersey was unveiled before our eyes.

Basically, Rocky 1.  The only people who gave us a shot, were ourselves.  But we had fight.  We had spirit.  And we were ready for battle.

It is not every day that a 6-6 game can be called a pitcher's duel.  But with exactly 1 earned run between the two teams over 8 full innings of play, that is precisely what RAMSA Pitcher David "I lost track of how many pitcher-of-the-year awards i have won" Solomon and TPG Pitcher Derrek "The Mouth" Blocker gave us.

The game started out bleak for TPG, as RAMSA scored 3 in the the first (1 earned) on sloppy play by the defense.  Unable to muster any offense against their "I don't have enough room on my mantle for all my pitching trophies" pitcher, TPG was scoreless after 3 innings.  RAMSA tacked on 3 more in the bottom of the 3rd on yet more errors and defensive miscues.  It would have been easy to give up having just staked the defending champions to a 6-0 lead.  But give up was not a word in our vocabulary...

In the top of the 5th TPG rallied.  2B Louis "Baseball is in my DNA" Herrera and RF Josh "Shufflefoot" Ginsburg started us off with back-to-back singles, and ended up scoring a on a series of errors by the usually stellar RAMSA defense. We had hope, and now trailed only 6-2.

Time to unleash the secret and not-so-secret weapons.  Princess "It is impossible for a pitcher to throw me a strike" Salvacion led off the 6th with a walk, followed by back-to-back errors bringing up the early season front-runner for team MVP SS Tommy "Guns" Anderson with bases loaded down four runs.  Tommy would not disappoint as he crushed a line drive over everyone's head for a game tying grand slam.

 
After the game, David Solomon commented that this was the first time in his entire SLAM career that he gave up a 6-run lead.  Our heart cries for you David, really.  That sound you hear?  The smallest violin in the world playing in sympathy just for you.

Our team photographer, Vu Tran was in attendence again, and you can see the rest of his photos from the game here:  https://plus.google.com/photos/109111179680946945239/albums/5742398289459189905?authkey=CKum17rfo-TIUQ

Game balls go to Derek Blocker for only giving up 1 earned run over 8 innings, Josh Ginsburg for another 3-3 day, and of course to Tommy Anderson for the hit of the season, a game tying grand slam - his 3rd HR this season in as many games.

END OF AN ERA....

The SLAM flags are flying at half mast on a gloomy Tuesday as we mourn the loss of a bar that is very near and dear to all of our hearts.   It is with great sorrow that I report to you that Brother Jimmy's Baitshack located on the corner of Third Avenue and 92nd Street is with us no longer.

 

Photo taken by Gensler outfielder, Jordan Scalere

The Baitshack had long since been the location for the SLAM Awards Party held annually each Winter since 1997.  When asked to comment on the startling news, co-commissioner Doug Neri could only say "Sucks, man.  When I moved to the city from a small town in Texas, I had never even heard of a frickle (a fried pickle for those unaware) until I went to Brother Jimmy's.  Damn I'm gonna miss those rib tips too."

No word yet on the site of the 2012 SLAMMIES, but the commissioner's office is exploring all options (and open to any suggestions)...

The Lilliputian’s Daily Telegraph

It takes a lot to Laugh, It takes a Train to Cry.

Editor-In Good Grief: Adam “Narcoleptic in the Field” Mead

Ennead showed up to the chilled fields of Central Park with 8 players to wield. We were hoping for greatness, to run the bases in weightlessness. But our little Lilliputian arms and legs were no match for The Phillips Group. To them we must’ve seemed like nervous ants, running around with us in our pants. A ball would fall over there, then over here, even Old MacDonald couldn’t’

make a rhyme out of us. We were truly something to behold, ,our ropes launched into the air, holding tightly to keep our nemesis from moving through the air. But, they turned our diamond around,  Adam Sheraden did his level best on that there pitcher’s mound. “1, 2, 3 strikes you’re out,” is a term we know too well, I can’t believe how many pennies, and wishes I left down that well. Now if you use that new math the kids like today, I hazard to say, we might win one of these games someday. Move a decimal here, a digit there, hey before you know it, we’re paying this game with talent to share. Now in just 2 games we’ve made our 2 opponents to quite able. If we continue on this path I foresee a future for me cleaning out a Horse Stable. As the 4^th inning came into focus, it was hard to avoid, another slaughter rule, someone please release the swarm of locusts. 11-0 in the end was the score, I know another lose, I am beginning to bore. In a week’s time from today we’ll be heading out again to try and show just what we’ve got, and put it on display. Season Standing 0-2

Epilogue:

As I sat in my apartment home, chatting away, my two cats a purring, pure contentment shown, I heard my phone a buzzing. It was an email from our friend SLAM League commissioner. I wonder, in summer is he much of a fisher? Now the e-mail seemed to paint him as a rather dispirited lad. But they usually win, I’d have thought he’d been rather glad. But, as you see I forgot to pay the UMP Fee, and in this email he framed me as rather a chump. Now at first I took great offense, but that quickly turned to solace. I am sure there was just a mistake and intended no malice. Now as my bald headed dome did descend into sleep, my imagination ran away with me and offered, an image, a treat. The commissioner, at work at Robert A.M. Stern, arguing over what was proper, “what is it to be, a Corinthian column, or something more solemn?”

Editors Note: No Lilliputians were harmed in the assemblage of these words.

BACK TO BUSINESS

After a somewhat controversial winter away that included an extensive doping allegation (no charges filed), a visit to the White House and very light off-season workout program, the HMBA/RAMSA Orange Crush returned to their office in Central Park to kick off the 2012 campaign.  The one-time "bridesmaids" of SLAM have become (to some) the Bridezillas of the league.  Make no mistake about it, in 2012 this team has a bullseye squarely aimed at its back.

 Facing a much improved and highly motivated Perkins Eastman team to open its second defense of the trophy, the SLAM champions were flat and rusty.  PEA came right out of the box with a run in the first inning (and threatened for much more).  On the flipside, it took four innings of softball for the HMBA/RAMSA squad to scratch out its first hit of the young season.  And four batters later, with two outs and two runners on base, cleaner hitter Brian Barney roped a single to center to give the us a 2-1 lead.    Two innings later with a little more hustle than muscle (and the help of a throwing error), an important tack-on run was added  as they closed out the game 3-1, Good Guys.

Two weeks later - and sporting the debut of brand-spanking new uniforms since 2006 - a rejuvenated team complete with a new crop of rookie talent returned to the Great Lawn against MGA.  Unlike the first game of the season, this version of the players somewhat resembled the championship formula of seasons' past--timely hitting, solid defense across the field and just enough pitching from their aging captain (who nearly paid a visit to Dr. James Andrews in Birmingham, Alabama this winter).   Most notably the offense came out firing in this game with 4 runs in the top of the first inning.  In fact, the offense scored runs in each of the five innngs of play.  Highlights from the game include the newly crowned quadragenarian, Eric Hofmann's 3-3 evening with 3 runs scored and 1 RBI, Addie Suchorab's 2-2 (1 RBI) performance and Josh Barkan's 2-2, 2 RBI performance which included his first career home run in SLAM ("No joke, that's the first home run I've ever hit - at any level!" he proclaimed in post-game comments).  Final score, Good Guys 12, MGA 1.

Next up on the schedule is the Mayan-endorsed, undefeated (and over-photographed) Blue Storm of TPG - the #1 ranked team in SLAM sporting a formidable 23-1 run ratio in the early part of the season.  Better get your cameras ready, boys and girls....

TPG Beats Ennead 11-0

Team TPG took the field yesterday against Ennead.  When Polshelk Parnership changed their name to Ennead, the meaning had something to do with the "power of 9".  Unfortunately for Ennead, last night they only showed up with a "power of 8" - as in 8 players to take the field.  TPG led off the game, and our first nine batters scored before we even had an out.  Two innings later, a 2-run HR by SS Tommy "Guns" Anderson, and that was all the  scoring we needed, as TPG won via the mercy rule 11-0 after 4 innings of play.

We were lucky enough to have TPG's official team photographer Vu Tran tag along, so we took the educational opportunity to illustrate what to do, and what not to do on the softball field.  For example, here's a breakdown of the correct batting stance vs. the incorrect batting stance:

Tommy "Guns" Anderson demonstrating the correct way to swing a bat

Simon "Muscle Ninja" Yeung showing us the, uh, not so correct way to swing a bat

We also learned that jumping in the air while swinging was not very effective:

Josh "Shufflefoot" Ginsburg teaching us the "jump-swing" technique

And anger can be a powerful tool, the more you grimace, the harder you hit:

Derrick "The Mouth" Blocker

Princess "Peanut" Salvacion

Sara "All Star" Laurence

Tony "Married to the Firm" Franzese

You can see all of the pictures from the game here:  https://plus.google.com/photos/109111179680946945239/albums/5737579785253901553?authkey=CIOVkdzk94qCPQ

Our next game is against 2-time defending champion, HMB/RAMSA.  We look forward to the challenge.

Game balls go to Derrick Blocker for pitching a shut out, Tommy Anderson for another monster HR, and Vu Tran for all the awesome photos.

Opening Day - will the Mayans be Right?

2012.  The year the world is supposed to end.  Well if it's gonna end, TPG wants to be on top.  And the first game of the season gave us just a little bit of hope.  Squaring off against MGA, the team who narrowly beat us last year (and effectively ended our postseason aspirations), TPG had some revenge in mind.  It was Hecksher field, a sunny day, and TPG came out in full force ready to play.  Although the game got off to a late start (ump was "caught in traffic"), when the first pitch was thrown we were ready, scoring 3 runs in the top of the first.  Hopeful, excited, it was time to play some defense. 

And then we got a bit nervous.  MGA's leadoff batter hit an opposite field home run to start the game.  And the next two batters got hits.  Oh,oh, would the TPG lead quickly vanish?  NO.  Stellar defense all around, and TPG held MGA to only that one run, and at the end of the first it was 3-1 TPG.

Top second, and the first two TPG batters made outs.  Guh.Ugh.  Looking like a long game.  But... then an historic 2-out rally that saw 12 batters, and 9 runs.  Included in that barrage was a HR blast by new SS Tommy "Guns" Anderson that bounced and hit the fence on the opposite side of the park (beast mode = on).

No one scored after that rally, and the game ended via the mercy rule with only 4 innings played, final score 12-1.

top row: Dave Beauchamp, Ray Dominguez, Lynee Hastings, Tony Franzese, Tommy Anderson, Omar Bustamante, Sara Laurence, Alessandra Belfiore.  bottom row: Alison Hopke, Shyam Kumar, Derrick Blocker, Princess Salvacion, Josh Ginsburg, Simon Yeung

Game balls go to Tommy "Guns" Anderson for his monster HR, Josh "Shufflefoot" Ginsburg and Dave "Speedy" Beauchamp for each going a perfect 3-3 on the day.  And honorable mention goes to Tony "Married to the Firm" Franzese for introducing us to his old childhood buddy Tommy.

Could this be our year?  Maybe the Mayans are right.  Because if TPG did win it all this year, many of the other teams would indeed think the end is near.  Fine, it's only one game, but we can dream, right?

First Game Blues

Ennead Gazzette

Late Afternoon Edition Vol 1, Version 2.0

Out of the Bush and into the Briar

Editor-Back in Relief: Adam “don’t ask me” Mead

2012 Season Premiere.

The wind was rustling the newly bloomed leaves, as Team Ennead, with its newly crowned team en-tow walked across Central Park West. The Sphere of Polshek’s past leered menacingly from across the street as we disappeared behind dipping branches, over yonder, under that tree, on a bench, some woman was eating a sandwich. We were bringing fresh faces to the field, but the question to ponder was, would our talent hold up again Gensler, or yield? We were held together in a mismatched array of t-shirts and sneakers. Have I ever mentioned I always like that character on the Muppets, his named was Beeker. Now as luck would have it, we lost the coin toss, we would bat first, but I tell you it would be Gensler’s great loss. We swung our bats, it was 1, 2, 3, and before I could even blink we were in the field down 0-11 in utter disbelief, without an ounce of leftover glee. We looked around to one another in dismay, and wondered aloud if this was merely not our day. The score kept creeping to the wrong side of the scoreboard. Now I know it might sound blasphemous, but even 1 day after Easter Jesus would have let out an “Oh Lord!?!” It was somewhere near the end, when our wee bitty legs were about to bend, but, before the break, Aaron Raymound, came from far afield, caught two miraculous balls, and had us thinking of a re-written end. He took his bat, and like Casey hit it hard, it flew far and over head, as he ran the bases his lungs sounded quite dead. But it was to be a day of extremes and his was a homer, 1 run to their 17, well, what can I say it was a bummer. Now I don’t need to remind most of you how last year ended, it was long and drawn out, our hope completely up ended. So we begin this year, like we ended the last, sitting at the bar with Beer and Wings having a blast.

0-1 & nowhere to go. Will we rise up, reborn, or stay static on the Hospital table, flat-lined, barely able? You guess is as good as mine. Next Game 4/23/12 Great Lawn #4 vs Perkins Eastman Kodak @6:45 pm. Come check us out, or merely watch as it turns into a rout.

Thanks to All the new Players this year. We fought hard for such a lopsided game, and let it be known to all, that laughter, it’s part of the game!