Wednesday, June 10, 2015

TPG Welcomes Something old, Something new……….TPG vs MGA

The TPG softball team had a welcome surprise coming into today's game vs MGA, which was none other than ex TPG manager and Mr. Controversy himself Josh "Shuffle foot" Ginsburg, who happened to be in the neighborhood traveling from the west coast on business (in other words he was busy golfing).  Josh's return in the office signified old times as it was like turning back the clock to the day when he used to roam the TPG hallways with nothing to do but stalk every player on the team on game day asking "so are you playing, are you playing?"and for a few hours it seemed like nothing had changed.

However this is not the same team, this is a different team than the one Josh used to manage last year.  There was a new aura and personality this year with the 14 new rookies in the mix and new management system.  The new players had heard of the legendary coach named Josh but thought he was just a myth like big foot, the lockness monster or that Princess is really 5'-0" tall (kidding..kidding but she is 4'-10").  With all that is different, one thing remained the same..TPG still had the same old attitude of having fun and winning as a team!

The start of the game was delayed a few moments due to some officiating issues so TPG had some extra time to warm up and prepare for the match up vs MGA but for starting pitcher, Hernan, he had other things on his mind.  It was rumored that he had to fill out a Hall pass permission slip in advance to play in today's game from his wife (Thanks Mrs. Graziano).  What we didn't know was that Hernan has the "BEST WIFE IN THE WORLD" who did allow him to play today's game while expecting a phone call from the doctor about welcoming their second child into the world.   We knew with a seconds notice or with a loud vibration in his pants (from the phone of course) that he may have to leave the game to attend to his wife.  So we really needed to get this game started.

Once the umpire arrived and coin toss complete which TPG elected to be the home team, Hernan with cell phone by his side, was all business.  He pitched lights out softball throwing a perfect game into the 3rd inning while allowing 1 run through the top of the 4th inning.

The TPG's offense didn't skip a beat either by scoring 15 total runs with 9 of them in the second inning lead by Andreas "The official self proclaimed Super Athlete" Karales who had 4 RBIs (2-3, HR, 3B, 2 runs) and Hernan"I have the best wife" Graziano with 3 RBIs (3-3, (2)2B, 1R).

At the end TPG steam rolls ahead to a score of 15-1 in a 3.5 inning mercy victory.  Hats
off again to the team for sharp hitting, solid defense and an overall well played game.

Game ball goes to……who else but Mrs. "Da Italian Stallion" Graziano!

On another note…..
I would like to introduce to YOU……..
 TPG's NOT SO TOP BUT FUNNY PLAYS OF THE GAME
(courtesy of Chelsea "Queen of Fresh Meadows" Cheng")

Now these blogs have always highlighted elite performances and showcased TEAM talent so I thought we could share with you some of the not so top but very funny plays of the game.

Starting with #4 TPG Not So Top Play of the Game
Chase "I stop for NO ONE" Hodge rounding 3rd Base to I don't know where. 
(click on video below)



#3 TPG Not So Top Play of the game...
SORRY boss....Damien "more golfer than softball swing"
didn't get that RBI you asked for. (wonk wonk wonk...)
(click on video below)


#2 TPG Not SO Top Play of the Game.... 
Great hustle play by Jon "sly like a" Fox showing us how to use your head!
(click on video below)
 
 
AND THE #1NOT SO TOP PLAY!…… 
Is Andreas Faster than…….. Dirt??? 
(Click on video below)


Again Congrats to the TEAM on a great game.  

Tuesday, June 9, 2015

Sophomore Slump?

At the end of the 2013 season, the league found SOM back on top for the first time since 2009, meaning the commissioner from the  infamous 2010 season would be back in charge in 2014 (Side note - please read one of the Original Founders of SLAM's history piece on the league website to see how the structure changed from a constant commissioner to a rotating "based-on-who-won" commissioner).  During the 2013 awards party, every manager expressed concern - led by OJ, the head umpire of our prestigious league.  "Do you really want to be commissioner again?  Do you remember how bad 2010 was?  You don't?  It was bad.  etc, etc, etc".

But it is written into the league rules, and so it was set.  If you win, you get to be in charge of the league for the next year (as long as you wanted to of course).  And who would possibly turn down a leadership role that is resume-worthy?  I mean, even if every single person in the league thought you should say no, you'd probably still say yes.  I get it.  And with the pressure on in 2014, the leadership from SOM stood tall, and delivered a perfect season with a responsive, thought out approach from the very beginning acquiring the needed permits, all the way to the final trophy awarded at the end of the 2014 season (to themselves of course).  SOM is an outstanding softball team, and Scott Habjan is not just the best pitcher in the league (sorry Solomon), but is probably the best pitcher of our era.

Ahh, but enter the 2015 season.  Clearly SOM had performed in their leadership role in 2014, so the rest of the league didn't give it a second thought.  And then radio silence.  March came, and still no manger's meeting scheduled.  A last minute scheduling threw the managers together, and everything seemed okay except for one small detail:  There was no schedule.  And when the schedule was finally posted, it was only for the first month.  Then the second month was added to the website.  The season started, and teams did not know when the games would be played after May.  A rush to get the games posted, and the obvious happened: mistakes, errors, omissions, and inequalities of who played at what time on which fields. At least one team found themselves playing a doubleheader on two different fields.

While OJ attempted to make sense of all this - and make sure umps would be at each game (which is of course what the league pays him to do) - we got a polite seemingly innocuous email from the commissioner:

"Adjustments to the schedule have been completed to address certain mistakes, inequities and injustices. Please check your schedule asap. The changes are few and far between but they do involve 1 game as early as next Thursday."

So let's ignore for a moment that the league managers were literally trying to schedule their team's games "as early as next thursday".  Let's talk about the schedule itself....  For the past few years the schedule has always had a few built in rain-out dates.  Typically these start in June and are perhaps twice a month.  The theory being that if a team suffered a few early rainouts, they would not have to wait until the end of the season to make everything up at once.  This is an excellent concept, and should continue to be the norm.  However, part of this concept means immediately re-scheduling a rain-out so that all the teams have adequate time to prepare.  So one would think that when the four games were rained out on 4/20 and 4/21, at least one of them would be re-scheduled for the first open rainout date of June 4th.  But alas, this didn't happen, and the June 4th date sat there staring at us as an unused permit.  And of course our next rainout would occur on June 1st.  At which point another loving email was sent to TPG and RAMSA (two fierce rivals who have meet in the playoffs almost every year):

"In putting together the schedule, we built in certain days for make-up games. We have one of those days this Thursday. Granted it is short notice and there is a 50% chance of rain, but if OJ can find an umpire, and in the interest of sparing you the potential of multiple regular season games in a week – I think it would be great if we could reschedule your game for this Thursday 5:30 at Hecksher. Please let me know asap if we can go ahead and do that. OJ please let me know if you and your crew can cover it."

After a lengthy back and forth based on the simple fact that less than 1/2 of each team was available that Thursday, the league agreed to just leave the permit unused.  For those of you who have been in this league for many years, you don't need me to tell you that the success or failure of our league comes down to one thing alone:  Permit Availability.  losing a permit is the worst thing that can happen.

When asked for comment, Commissioner Scott Habjan told this reporter:

"Like the past couple years, we built in some opportunities for make-up games throughout the season (not just waiting until the end.) Unfortunately the only games we needed to make-up were for earlier this week and it was too short notice to make it happen."

Which would be fine if that was indeed the reality of the situation.  This would have been avoided if the 4/20 games were re-scheduled in a timely fashion.

Simon Yeung (TPG Co-Manager) had this to say:

“Due to the rain out on Monday, TPG on short notice scrambled to assemble a team late Monday for a proposed rescheduled game on Thursday vs one of the top teams in the league in HMRamsa.  We were unfortunately unable to get 10 people to commit and therefore we had to respectfully decline playing on Thursday.  This potential game was very important to us and we didn’t want to lose against one of the better teams in a league that has so many playoff implications.”

And even former commissioner and RAMSA Manager David Solomon chimed in:

"my legal counsel has advised me not to comment on the schedule drama from a week ago for fear of facing a heavy fine or possible suspension."

In this reporters opinion, the idea of a rotating commissioner based on who won the last year is a bad, bad idea.  SOM is definitely the best team in the league these past few years, and no one can take that away from them.  But running a league is a completely different skill than winning a game.

Time to get your act together before OJ quits on us.  No more scheduling crazy.  No more drama.  Please.  For the sake of the league we all love.