[fade in: Dwidson Metayer in an open gold vest, oiled chest, and spandex shorts, Brian Ferry in a head dress with war paint]
BF:
So, HM/RAMSA. The time has come.
YOU GUYS SEEM TO THINK that Divine Intervention allowed you to play on Tuesday and deliver a spanking to the Commissioners over at Gensler. YOU GUYS SEEM TO THINK that you can run up the score on anybody, anywhere. YOU GUYS SEEM TO THINK that you've got us stymied because of last season's 5-4 win over The Black and Red.
But we know better. SummerSlam has got nothing on the hurtin' you're about to receive. And you'd better hope that God makes the Great Lawn unplayable on Monday. Because if if he don't bring the rain, we're gonna bring the pain!
DM [nodding]:
THAT'S RIGHT! You know orange is my favorite color. All I'm gonna see next week is blood orange!
BF:
You know it, Mean Gene. My friends, The Black and Red are ready to make HMA/RAMSA black and blue. We're talking to you, "Nature Boy" David Solomon! We're talking to you Eddie "Playboy" Kung! You can run, but you can't hide! We swept you from the playoffs in '07. We're gonna mop the floor with you in '09. We're gonna Hulk Up! The Orange Crush is gonna get juiced this week! Go ahead and bring your friends. Because everyone's going to want to see this. MONDAY NIGHT! GREAT LAWN 3! We're comin' for YOU!
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As a side note, in case no one has seen this already, Joe Buck did a promo for his new HBO show by attending and playing in a Central Park softball game at the Hecksher ballfields. He chose to play with the theater league because he can't hang with the All Stars of the S.L.A.M. League.
To see his video, click the link below. When it loads, click on "Buckshot with Joe" in the video navigation window and then click on "Buckshot: The Big Show."
http://www.hbo.com/joebucklive/video/
That's some quality trash talk, BF.
ReplyDeleteLet's just hope that we see Big Bad Brian Ferry in the starting lineup on Monday, and not on the sidelines holding the scorebook...
To be fair, PCF/HH hasn't beaten us in the regular season since 2005; and we intend to keep it that way on Monday.
Wooooo!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yjW9UXoKU2s
Nice try, Nature Boy. But do you think The Chief would be stupid enough to put himself in the lineup when he's got all his other warriors who can do the Tomahawk Chop on your fragile psyches? You'll see me in the sixth, after we've put the game away!
ReplyDeleteThat's a whole lotta smack from a team with more rainouts (4) than wins on the season (3).
ReplyDeleteLet's go to The Gin Mill following the game--loser buys a pitcher of Bud for the winning team to consume....deal?
Great to see the Blog finally being used for a little "back and forth" between teams (made for some great reading on a rainy day). Seems to me the ultimate prize should be winner gets to do the Blog writeup after the game. Now that's a post I want to read.
ReplyDeleteWhile this sounds like the bet of a man about to lose, Nature Boy (betting your valet would be more of a man's bet), I'll take you up on that bet. Winner gets a pitcher at The Gin Mill and gets to write the smack-filled post-game blog.
ReplyDeleteIt's on!
(so long as it doesn't rain)